For about the 249th time today, Excel is going to lock up in the middle of something I NEED NEED NEED it to do. It's going to crash. And while auto-save and auto-recovery will prevent me from having to start over, I'm not getting any closer to finishing this. Miles to go.
What am I doing up at 11:30pm working on work stuff, you might ask? Well, I'm working on the shit that was due at 3pm today, that's what I'm doing.
Bring me Steve Ballmer's severed head on a silver platter. I don't care if it takes all night long. I'll still be up.