Star Wars Holiday Special: Welcome to the Dark Side

It won't be the first time -- nor the last time -- that some poor unsuspecting Star Wars fan stumbles on the Holiday Special and with excited anticipation proceeds to watch it ... and a little piece of them dies.
UPDATE: It would appear that someone is powerful enough that they stopped this site from continuing to host/post this page concerning the good 'ole Holiday Special. Luckily I picked it up from the Google cache and will be posting what I can here on my site as soon as possible.