Status Messages

Newman never stops seeing anybody. Newman will see whoever is willing to see him.

Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos.

Eschew obfuscation.

Sacrifice your first born to Trip, He may bring back the sun.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. Pay attention and it never fails.

Kitty Says "Kitty Says TGIF"!

Do it. Do it now.

Just admiring the shape of your skull.

No regrets, that's my motto. Well,... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.

There they stood, ranged along the hillsides, met/
To view the last of me, a living frame/
For one more picture! In a sheet of flame/
I saw them and I knew them all. And yet/
Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set,/
And blew. 'Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.'/

Wait, we can't stop here! This is bat country!

Ask not what the Internet can do for you, rather what you can do for the Internet.

Get thee to a Nunnery!

Have you crashed your Windows today?

Wait a second, Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?

"If you look upon ham and eggs and lust, you have already committed breakfast in your heart." - C.S. Lewis

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Brevity is the soul of Wit

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.

I like tacos y burritos

Your worth is always measured by ineptitude

My name is Guybrush Threepwood. I'm a mighty pirate.